Team Clutch
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Team Clutch is a hip hop group formed in the 2010s. The group consists of The1PervySage, KolossalKocks, AbuTheChimpGod, and DollFacedShawty. They are known for their aggressive music, usually about explicit homosexual sex.
Why Their Songs Suck
- Like Grant MacDonald, their lyrics, which are usually about homosexual intercourse, are very disturbing (e.g. "I digging out his back, I'm digging/Yo kids can be found in a throat/Keep shoving that dick in my ass/And by the way, homie, I like to get choked/Grip on that 'D like a major league faggot/Descending that shit down my throat/I copy the shit they perform in gay porn/The orgasm shocking us both").
- Needless to say, their music is very offensive to homosexual people. They even use the homophobic slur "faggot" in their songs.
- Their voices are annoying and nearly always fail to sound like the original artist, and even if they do, they just sound like cheap clones of said artists.
- They ruined many great songs like "Shotta Flow" ("Homo Flow"), "BOP" ("COCK"), and "WHAT'S POPPIN" ("Cum Droppin'"). They even made already bad songs like "Facts" worse.
- Even without their vocals, their music is still unlistenable as they tend to add gay porn audio and cheek clapping.
- Their audio is low-quality and their mastering is awful, with the rappers' vocals being louder than the audio.
- Their song titles are terrible, usually being mockups of the original song.
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